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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blind man walk into a wall? Somebody shot his dog"
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"Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road? None of your f**king business."
"What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers."
"[knock on door] Who is it? ""Jeff"" Jeff from work or Jeff who lies about his identity? ""Jeff from work"" [opens door] ""Sucker"""
"Did you hear about that Air Asia flight? Air traffic control didn't."
"Anytime my 6 yr old daughter replies with 'What?', there's always that split second where I fight my urge to start quoting Pulp Fiction."
"What's long, hard and covered in blood? The Boston Marathon!"
"How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? you knock on the door."
"""Everyday I'm shoveling"" - Canadians Theme Song."
"A lady said I was catching up to... her in terms of age. I said she must be moving too fast."