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Joke of the Day

"[knock on door] Who is it? ""Jeff"" Jeff from work or Jeff who lies about his identity? ""Jeff from work"" [opens door] ""Sucker"""

"So there's a man driving through the desert. He had... Sorry about pastebin link, the joke was too long for Reddit. http://pastebin.com/x6yZM6UM"

"Jaden Smith goes into the bar gain bin at Costco"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!"

"What should you do when people talk behind your back? Fart"

"Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo? They only had two cars."

"When it comes down to it, the most important thing you can do everyday is not die."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY!"

"What's a theif's favorite dance move? Poppin' locks"

"To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present They're due back at the library today."