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Joke of the Day
"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club. I see a lot of new faces today."
Next Joke
"My wife says I snore really bad, so I stayed awake all night to see if she if she was right. Turns out she's a liar, I didn't snore once."
"Someday, my kids will say ""daddy, wanna hear a cool story"" and it will actually be followed by the telling of a cool story."
"What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table? I don't knead you anymore."
"Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs."
"If you're unattractive, nobody wants to know that you're horny."
"My Grandma has such beautiful... 3-Ply toilet paper. It feels so good on my ass."
"69% of people find something dirty in every sentence."
"What do you call a French human delicacy? Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka."
"Why did the chicken cross the school yard? To get to the other slide!"