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Joke of the Day

"*Busts through Kool-aid mans wall* Kool-aid man: Not cool. What I do is fake. This is our home Me: I'm sorr... *A sippy cup starts crying*"

"A woman found out her husband was cheating on her. ""Herman, I can't believe you did this. Why?"" ""Well, my name **is** Herman, not Yourman."""

"My father put a lot of pressure on me as a child. He used to say stuff like ""You're five years old? When I was your age I was six!"""

"People that can't support their own arguments piss me off... I don't know why."

"I booked a suite at a 5 star hotel and when my girlfriend arrived,on the bed spelled out in rose petals was ""be right out,I'm taking a shit"""

"I figured out Inception, guys. The whole thing was really a movie."

"Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan ""Once you go black, you don't go back."""

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick."

"Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? So they can also see the front lines."