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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadn't heard a sound in years and the very day after he took that medicine he heard from America!"

"How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family"

"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"

"You can't make a squid cake... But you can make an octopi."

"Why did neither Hillary nor Trump win the election? Jill Stein"

"You don't see much in a small town ... but what you hear makes up for it. [Source](http://www.dougwils.com/Chrestomathy/no-kidding.html)"

"Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!"

"What kind of cereal does Microsoft make? Wind O's"

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he is married"

"80% of life is pulling percentages out of thin air and stating them as facts"