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Joke of the Day
"My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?"
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"I love going to the park and watch the kids run and scream But they don't know I'm just using blanks"
"I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again."
"What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch? Names."
"Why was oedipus against profanity Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"
"What do the Enterprise and and toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus searching for klingons."
"My mom's favorite part of Mother's Day is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."
"How to piss off an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him to determine the period."
"So what I want to open a comedy club called Terri Yets pub... Everyone that lives there has Tourette's syndrome."
"And this song would come on and all the white people would start having a group seizure. Me explaining the Harlem shake to my grand kids."