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"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"
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"A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre So he gave her one."
"What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive."
"Anger. It's all the rage. ."
"[raises hand in ethics class] So if I see a baby outside at night and nobody's around, is that, like, my problem?"
"When a man falls off a boat you yell ""man over board!"" What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat? Full speed ahead"
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone"
"My grandpa once told me... If you want a girl to accept your proposal, you have to spend 2 months salary on a ring. I asked him, what the hell is a salary?"
"My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night"
"Movember may be over... ...but Pubecember is just getting started."