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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the brochure for the California typographer's convention? It's in San Serif."
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"I've just started an online dating site for Siamese twins. It's called Connect 4."
"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."
"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man So I stuck it in her ass and said ""yeah, you like that Steve?"""
"Twilight drinking game rules: 1) drink 40 shots when you press play so you can die before the movie starts."
"What got the apple into skydiving? Pear pressure."
"What do bears in Mexico eat? The same shit as all the other bears. What? Were you expecting a pun?"
"Her: Welcome to McDonalds sir, may I take your order? Me: *hands her a shovel with mouth agape* ALL. THE. FRIES."
"I can't afford a police siren so I just taped a crying baby to the top of my car. It's working, people are moving out of my way."
"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"