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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Pokemon with breasts? Rattata."

"Why can't there be peace in the Middle East? It IS what it IS."

"Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve."

"My home phone rang. Weird."

"Dad, What is your favorite music genre ? Elevator music"

"What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common? They both worry about the position of colons."

"Me: I could tell you, but I'd have to- Him: Kill me? hahaha Me: No, talk to you. And I don't wanna do that."

"How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood? The Blacks get car insurance."

"What's the three toughest years of a bass player? Second grade."

"Interviewer: ""Why do you want to be a librarian?"" Me: ""I like telling people to be quiet."""