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Joke of the Day

"I made a line of soda called Bad Wifi It's not doing so well, everyone keeps saying it isn't refreshing."

"Knock knock. The game."

"The guy who invented the Apple maps app walks into a bar ... ... and says, ""Wait a second, this isn't Subway."""

"A Jewish boy goes up to his father and asks for 5 dollars. The father responds, ""4 dollars!! Oh my god what do you need 3 dollars for??!!!"""

"Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry."

"Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks? The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds."

"did you hear about the circus fire? it was intense"

"Yo' mamma is so dumb.... ... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept."

"Found out the name of my neighbor's cat. In other news, I now have free internet."

"Your calculator will be there for you tomorrow... You can count on it."