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Joke of the Day

"I call bullshit on dogs being mans best friend. That little m'effer didn't lift a paw when I moved. Not him or all his little friends"

"What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!"

"A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology ""Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"""

"I went to a vegetarian restaurant I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant the other day and there was this girl who said she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore."

"Women- God's version of a Rubik's cube."

"I hear that the Feds raided Pfizer this morning For harboring a ""weapon of mass erection"""

"The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."

"What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common? They both lost their pop."

"What's the definition of a mere myth? A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg"

"Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland? Because they don't like the smell of Derry air."