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"What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My cock while doing it."
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"What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments? A Freudian Slip."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands"
"I don't work here. I'm a consultant."
"A blonde walks into a bar yelling, ""65 days!"" A guy asks her, ""What's in 65 days?"" The blonde replies, ""I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"""
"Why did the aligator spit out his lunch? Because it was two years old"
"What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight? The sock under my bed."
"My biggest fear is racists. And blacks."
"""When you exit the bus please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."" ""If you miss your step and hit your head please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."""
"My girlfriend started smoking... My girlfriend started smoking last night, so I slowed down and applied lubricant."