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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference in red and purple...? ... How hard you squeeze it."
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"What was Jesus' favorite sport? Crossfitting."
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"Why do rednecks love sandwiches? Because they're inbred too."
"Q: How do you make anti-freeze? A: Take away her blanket."
"I screwed up self-checkout at the supermarket and had to ask myself if I could see a manager."
"A man went to the register with only a box of condoms. The cashier asked 'Sir, do you want a bag?' He replied 'No thanks, she's not that ugly'"
"alladin: do u trust me jasmine: i've only known you for 2 hours a: so u don't wanna jump off this rooftop j: lemme ask my tiger first"
"[first date] Me: so what do you do Date: i'm an accountant Me: oh nice Date: thanks Me: Date: Me: so how many ants have u counted so far"