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Joke of the Day
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
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"Jesus drove a Honda, but nobody knew about it. For I did not speak of my own accord. - John 12:49"
"Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding? They're more of a kids meal."
"Toaster Settings: 1) I do nothing. 2) I do nothing. 3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!"
"How does a mathematical pedophile refer to a child who just turned 8 years old? As someone who has passed their prime."
"My gps got me lost today so I got angry and told it to go to hell. I just arrived at my mother in law's house."
"A good name for a transvestite. Susan B. Anthony"
"What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe? One has hydraulics the other has high bolics."
"I treat pavement like Tampax Because some bitches bleed on it!"
"What does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!!"