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Joke of the Day
"What do you call? What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!"
Next Joke
"My kids had head lice once so please don't tell me about your home invasion..."
"In honor of Father's day, here is a typical dad joke. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."
"What type of luggage talks in short sentences? A brief case"
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapus"
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... Come on guys, I don't have 2021 vision! Oh wait...."
"Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting."
"I have a flight to catch but there is a cat on my lap"
"optimists: the glass is half full. pessimists: the glass is half empty feminists: the glass is being raped"
"I like my jokes like I like my sex life... ... quick and unsatisfying."