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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirates favorite letter? ""argh..."" ""NO, IT BE THE SEA"""

"I'm amazed football players don't fumble on literally every play. One time I tripped on a curb and both of my shoes fell off."

"Deaf people have no idea why the rest of us think farts are funny."

"I called an old friend and asked how he's been. He said ""living the dream."" I told him, hey good to hear. Turned out he just has dissociative identity disorder."

"Three strippers walk into a bar Mitzvah"

"the only exercise this month ive done is running out of money"

"Calculus and alcohol don't mix... Never drink and derive."

"Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president? His platform is lowering inflation."

"What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread? Its going to be all rye."

"Hey, do you see that big yellow thing in the sky ? Yeah, the world revolves around that. Not you."