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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut you fucking racist."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. (Just an old one I knew, not sure how common..)"

"Between Trump and Clinton, who is more likely to start a nuclear war if elected president? America, with the missiles aimed at ourselves."

"When you pick a name for your kid, type it in Microsoft Word first. If the red squiggly line shows up, please reconsider."

"I had a great conversation with the world's leading brain surgeon.. Best cab ride ever"

"What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese."

"I'm going to open a sperm bank. I'll call it ""Get a load of that guy"""

"I was going to participate in a competition to see how many times I could throw a rock on the water... But I skipped it."

"What does ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."

"Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi."