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Joke of the Day
"I had a great conversation with the world's leading brain surgeon.. Best cab ride ever"
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"Some people are as useless as the second window at McDonald's."
"What does alcohol free beer taste like? Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right."
"Santa Hates Blonds Why did the blond slap Santa? He kept saying ""Ho Ho Ho"" *dum roll - rim slap*"
"Hey girl, are you the final scene in the Sopranos? Because"
"The asterisk was invented by someone seeing a cat's butt and thinking that it would make a great punctuation mark. It was almost a catastrophe."
"Kylo Ren used to complain his parents were passive aggressive. Well, boo hoo. My dad was actively aggressive. Just ask my hand."
"My wife said that if I lose my job, she's divorcing me. So I need suggestions here, people. What are some terminable offenses these days?"
"""Oh my gosh, this is the biggest donut I've ever seen."" ""Mam, that's a tire."" ""Kids, get me a napkin."""
"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake"