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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge? A just duet."
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"Death. Resurrection. Saviour. I believe in Robocop."
"Hurricane Sandy I asked my bartender for a Hurricane Sandy. She looked confused and asked, ""What is that?"" I replied, ""A watered down Manhattan."""
"What do you call a Nazi who survived the war? A veterinarian"
"Kanye West gets a bad rap... And then he makes it even worse."
"What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em!"
"That annoying moment when you're waiting for a text & you get one but it's from the wrong person."
"When someone says ""excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable"", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time."
"Had a breakthrough with my therapist yesterday. Never seen a man cry like that before."
"What do you call a girl on her period? Call her next week."