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Joke of the Day

"What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge? A just duet."

"I got so drunk last night i blew chunks! Chunks is my dogs name."

"My car broke down outside Dominos last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift off the driver."

"old man gets a call from his wife wife: ""stay off the highway. I'm watching the news and there's a maniac driving into oncoming traffic!"" old man: ""it's worse than you think! I see hundreds of them!"""

"""Do you smell the updoc?"", I say to my pet bunny. My bunny replies with silence. I know that someday he will say it and I am willing to wait"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Cheap and bitter."

"Someone on my FB posted a snap that said ""I'm boared"" And I'm just like....... *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment"

"""It's MY way, or that other way!"" -Ultimatums before the invention of the highway"

"toothpaste is a big scam. if ur tooth falls out, it stays out. toothpaste Will Not paste it back in."

"what's the difference between a pitbull and a jewish broad? a pitbull will eventually let it go"