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Joke of the Day

"What do you find between Godzilla's toes? Slow runners."

"My safe word is ""I WANT YOUR BABIES"""

"What is the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the damn digging."

"I had a friend who thoroughly hated music... He left no tone unspurned."

"If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you."

"I can swallow a rope and poop out a lasso I shit you knot."

"How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience? They all left."

"Wife was talking for a while so I pulled out my iPod & played her off award show style. This did not go over as well as I hoped."

"My girlfriend got a dog, ""Missy."" She messes inside a lot though, especially if I show too much attention to the dog."

"What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin"