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Joke of the Day
"What is a name for a female lawyer? Sue"
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"Did you hear about the African who loved Monday Mornings? He was a Monday morning kinda Gueye."
"Where does the zombie president live? In the wight house."
"What are Germans most thankful for on the internet? Danke Memes"
"Why does the couple at the beginning of a scary movie always have to be happy & sexy why can't it be like, Pat & Deb, 56 & 54, IBS sufferers"
"I just caught an alien maturbating in my freezer. He looked up at me and said, ""I cum in peas"""
"What do sick composers drink? Tchai *cough* Tea"
"If a gay jumped onto your friend's back... would you help to toss him off?"
"What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat? ""Men, get on the boat."""
"Toddler tech support: ""Did you try throwing it and crying?"""