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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a discounted circumcision? A rip off"
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"Vegetables They never knew what hit em"
"Googled woodworking. Broke my coffee table down and built a birdhouse. Desk is now a birdhouse too. Pretty much everything's a birdhouse now"
"Weed strin humor At the dispensary there is a strain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile. #LegalWeedJokes"
"[job interview] ""So why do you want to be a jeweler?"" ME(thinking about using that eye thing to appraise chicken nuggets): I love rubies"
"I like my women like I like my coffee From that cheap place down on the corner."
"What do you call the guy that graduated last in his class at med school? Doctor."
"My preschooler talks a lot of trash when we play Chutes and Ladders for someone who needs help counting his spaces."
"Did you hear about the opera singing monk? He took a vow of Pavarotti."
"Hooters finally hired me but I have to wear a smock to cover up my weird nipples"