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Joke of the Day
"I really needed something positive in my life so I finally got tested."
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"LPT: When you can't think of something to say to a girl, just tell her a joke about the titanic. It will really break the ice."
"I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy"
"Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street."
"I thought I would tell you an anal sex joke Butt fuck it."
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in the mud. You wanna hear a clean joke? Jimmy had a bath with bubbles. You wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."
"Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend :)"
"Q: What did the spud lover do before it went to bed? A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock."
"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"
"Pigs Standing next to pig processing plant when I heard all the machines firing up and smoke started bellowing from the stacks. Only thought is, man that place is going full boar"