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Joke of the Day
"There's a band called 1023MB It hasn't had any gigs yet."
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"A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party."
"People always say that obesity runs in their family... I don't know about you but in my family obesity waddles in my family"
"When I have money, there's nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything."
"Why hunt for vampires when you can just open a tuxedo shop and have them come to you? Work smarter, not harder."
"I asked my girlfriend to shave her cunt. I woke up the next morning bald."
"What is a neckbeard's favorite language? M'lay."
"When Tom Cruise is driving, he says ""Now in Cruise Control!"" with this stupid smirk on his face even when there's no one else in the car."
"Knock knock. Knock knock Who's there? Nobell Nobell who? Nobell that's why I knock lah."
"What do Reptiles love to smoke? Mariguana"