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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane A pilot, what're you racist?"
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"What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."
"How do you know if Helen Keller just masturbated? She spits when she talks."
"Want a slutty costume? Dress up like my professors, they barely cover anything important."
"Nothing's more embarrassing than that pantsless walk to get more toilet paper. I felt like everyone in CVS was staring at me."
"A woman is good for 70 things. Cooking and 69."
"How do you poison a hipster? Gluten"
"What's the difference between a thief who steals timepieces and a man at a strip club? One snatches watches and the other watches snatches."
"Fine! I do actually believe in a higher being.. His name is Jonathan and he's about 5 inches higher than me. That bastard."
"How do you eat a computer? byte by byte."