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Joke of the Day

"Those leaf blower guys must be constantly looking for blow jobs."

"Roses are red... Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers ...cheese on toast."

"Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.. A fake name and a fake number."

"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"

"Time for a , ""How many ___ does it take to screw in lightbulb?"", thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"I was just outsmarted by a revolving door but sure, I'll be your baby's godmother."

"When I was growing up, we were so poor that... Soap-on-a-rope was considered to be jewelry in our house."

"So, you know how they put that magic hat on Frosty and it makes him talk? I wonder if there's one that works in reverse, but for children."

"My morning commute was hectic today. I tripped over a dog toy and almost spilled my coffee. I made it to the couch safely though."

"Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept."