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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a princess and a witch? 2 years of marriage."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? No one pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face."

"What do you tell your bird when it doesn't want to urinate? Pee cock!"

"I can never tell if a mother duck is being dutifully followed by her ducklings or chased by a gang of young duck criminals."

"What do you call a Russian ninja? Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)"

"My ex DM'd me to say I'm acting creepy then unfollowed me. Luckily, I have his password so I just refollowed myself and told him he's wrong."

"Did you see the 75th annual ninja parade in downtown Tokyo? Neither did anyone else..."

"You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. USA! USA!"

"My doctor says I'm allergic to feces I am the egg man. Poopoo, achoo!"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? ..........Nothing you've already told her twice!"