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Joke of the Day

"My doctor says I'm allergic to feces I am the egg man. Poopoo, achoo!"

"Long arm of the law Will have different meaning when Trump becomes president"

"If I had a Nickel for every terrible Canadian rock band, I know I'd at least get a Nickelback. I'll let myself out."

"Who could it be? there's a big idiot between the ""I"" and the ""Y"" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?"

"Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport? because it provides cavity protection"

"Sorry girl, you knew you were dating a bad boy *saves used gift bag because those things are expensive*"

"What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy? Ted can swim away from an accident."

"If humans can grow up to 8 feet... Why do I only ever see them with 2?"

"""Let's walk over there"" ""ok"" -couple a cows"

"Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)"