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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? No one pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face."

"Why the letter ""G"" is scary????? In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST."

"""Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... ....That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."" ~ Jack Handey"

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free."

"When I meet someone new I shake their hand really fast and whisper ""yes, please don't stop"" because people need to learn not to talk to me."

"Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""

"What do you call mustard that's not very hot? Air condijoned. I'll see myself out."

"I only do yoga so I can hold my arms up long enough to get my hair in a ponytail."

"Had a dream some of my friends were mooning me, woke up at the crack of Don."

"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."