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Joke of the Day
"3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it"
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"Two muffins are in the oven. . . One turns to the other and says ""its a bit hot in here"", the other screams ""ahhh! a talking muffin"""
"I dreamed that midgets were trying to assassinate me, so I bought a bulletproof car. Since they were midgets, I bought a convertible."
"What looks ridiculous and is often spotted on top of an asshole? Donald Trump's Hair."
"What did the deaf, blind, retarded kid get for Christmas Cancer."
"Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap."
"Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies? Long necks."
"So I was giving my gf the ghomeshi last night.... ^That is the joke and punchline all in one."
"If towels told jokes... They'd probably have a very dry sense of humor."
"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands I like this joke because it never grows old This joke is off the hook Sorry"