179507

Joke of the Day

"Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap."

"In Canada, Miles Davis is known as Kilometers Davis."

"I don't care how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh."

"What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward."

"A waiter took my plate before I was done and I watched him carry it away like it was my sibling who was just chosen for the hunger games"

"Man's just been jailed for stealing an advent Calender He got 24 days"

"Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted."

"How do you know if you're making out with a french horn player? They keep trying to put their hand up your butt."

"Meta I asked my friend "" you know what is the best type of joke? A meta joke."""