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Joke of the Day
"What looks ridiculous and is often spotted on top of an asshole? Donald Trump's Hair."
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"What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros? Haremhal"
"What do you call a pig that can't be seen? Hamouflage"
"I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away."
"Me: I have bad news about Bob. Friend: Bob from work or Bob that always fakes his own death? Me: *Drops shovel* Ut oh..."
"Someone just honked to get me to get out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead"
"Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head? So he could badly go where no man has gone before."
"What's the difference between a fridge and a woman? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"
"What happens in BSDM when you fuck the wrong person? Oops, wrong sub."
"I was doing my online shopping the other day and bought one hundred bottles of tipex. I made a really big mistake!"