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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are in the oven. . . One turns to the other and says ""its a bit hot in here"", the other screams ""ahhh! a talking muffin"""

"Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born."

"I finally got the confidence to be a peeping tom For the longest time, I was just beating around the bush"

"What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur."

"Being a courteous dinner guest, I always offer to do the dishes. I'm not the one who's going to eat off them next. Quick rinse works for me."

"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder."

"I like my woman like I like my Coffee. Without a Penis."

"A Hindu and Muslim together makes for a surprise equillibrium Muslim keep beheading the Hindu. The Hindu keeps reincarnating."

"Women just want to make us better men, not drain our life essence. And sharks are just trying to kiss us but their teeth get in the way."

"Why did the chicken say, ""In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit...""? Because the chicken crossed the road."