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Joke of the Day
"What is the name of Woody Woodpecker's girlfriend? Suzie Splintercunt."
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"What's common between a good boyfriend and a lion? They're both ready to eat you"
"I wear a cape because I'm Super Broke"
"""guns don't kill people, guns CREATE people!"" *fires 10 newborn babies out of a bazooka*"
"Have you seen the movie - Constipated? No? Why? Cause it hasn't come out yet!"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip."
"Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law? Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
"How many ears does Spock have? A right ear, a left ear, and the final front ear."
"Go to www.JebBush.com"
"We should just rename television viewing ""watching Geico commercials""."