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Joke of the Day
"I wear a cape because I'm Super Broke"
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"Did you hear about Han's new band? It's not as good as his solo stuff."
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"Q: Why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? A: They fascinate."
"Name a famous robber! Cops!"
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"confucious says man who worships the pussy.... puts his thrust in god."
"I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong."