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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of cows smoking marijuana. High steaks"

"some macians can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land"

"What do africans wear on their heads? Ebowla hats"

"How long does it take to build a castle? A Fortnight"

"Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love... They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!"

"""My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."" ...said the hipster necrophiliac."

"I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L."

"Sound is slower than light... That's why some people appear to be smart before they open their mouth"

"Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don't take their hats off while eating."

"Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !"