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Joke of the Day
"Do y'all have any tips on growing Salvia officinalis? I could use some sage advice."
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"People say I'm bad at delivering jokes... Which is why I'm not the delivery boy for Domino's anymore"
"The Republicans asked the Democrats what it would take to stop being considered stupid. The democrats said ""Just put forth one presidential candidate who can make a brain surgeon look like an idiot."""
"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."
"Been married six months and I can't even remember the last time I felt lucky on Google."
"After sitting in the labor and delivery waiting room chairs for 12 hours, I need an epidural as much as those women in labor do."
"Why did the USA invade Panama? Just 'Cause"
"Why don't black people get on cruises anymore? They aren't falling for that one again."
"I like my girls like I like my coffee. In a bag in my freezer"
"The thing with people who are bad at counting calories.. ..is that they have the figures to prove it"