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Joke of the Day

"People say I'm bad at delivering jokes... Which is why I'm not the delivery boy for Domino's anymore"

"Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art."

"How do you get everyone in a chemistry department to kill themselves? Get them to unionize"

"I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it."

"I just lost my virginity!!!! April fools *sob*"

"I wish my wife worked at Subway Maybe then she would make me a sandwich."

"What do you call an Asian pornstar? Wun-Hung-Lo"

"Well I guess it's time we change Philip Seymour Hoffman's name to Philip Seeyanomour Hoffman!"

"A new species of fish have evolved to have wrists They're called metacarpals."

"A time traveler. Knock knock. Who's there?"