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Joke of the Day

"How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff? Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet."

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"One bad mushroom trip in high school and here I am 15 years later still sexually attracted to Rosie O'Donnell."
"What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2? Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd"
"What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife? First M'lady"
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
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