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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun on a bicycle? virgin mobile"
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"My Wife told me to treat her like a princess So I put her in the back of my car and crashed it into a tunnel"
"I just got told by my dentist that he is homosexual. Bloody Tooth Fairy!"
"What do you call a homeless college student? A philosophy major"
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. "
"What would happen if you shot Donald Trump in the rump? You'd hit Christi in the head!"
"I can already hear the birds judging me for sleeping till noon tomorrow."
"Pro Tip Jehovah's Witnesses will do anything to talk to you, including your dishes and laundry Try it"
"What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!"
"[NSFW] What's green, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."