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"[NSFW] What's green, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."
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"The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line."
"TIFU by burning my post oops, retoast"
"[job interview] ""Why do you want to leave your current job?"" My boss is a total idiot ""It says here you're self-employed?"" Yes that's right"
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans."
"Why do black guys only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream"
"Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move."
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"I was gonna put on my watch. But I didn't have the time."
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