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Joke of the Day
"Why don't witches wear underpants? To get a better grip on the broom"
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"I've got ten texts msgs today asking me for sex tonight. I wouldn't have minded, but I've borrowed my girlfriend's cell phone for the day."
"What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber...."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram"
"If you're ugly, you cant say ""Single And Loving It"" Cuz you really have no choice."
"The first rule of procrastination club is: Google some weird shit then take a nap."
"[lips on a snake] WIFE: what are you doing? ME: getting rid of the poison WIFE: you're supposed to suck your own bite SNAKE: leave him alone"
"I know it's a tetherball pole in a public park. But, where else can I practice my sweet, sexy dance moves on a Sunday morning?"
"a tv show where a group of friends just text each other but never hang out"
"I watched 'The Gods Must Be Crazy' for the first time. I don't want to talk about it."