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Joke of the Day
"How do murderers turn off the lights? Killowatt"
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"Just so you know, I have an Epi pen... My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I should have it."
"What is the pinnacle of laziness? Having a remote control for your remote control."
"One advantage The Monkees had over The Beatles was the opposable thumb"
"Life has never given me lemons It has given me anger issues, anxiety, stress, a love for alcohol, and a serious dislike for stupid people"
"What do you call a group of black cartographers? Niggas with Latitude."
"What is the last thing that crosses a fly's mind when it hits the windshield? - it's asshole!"
"If a tree falls on a woman... And nobody is around to hear it. Why was there a tree in the kitchen?"
"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"
"But your honor, she used mild cheddar cheese to make nachos"