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Joke of the Day

"Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't? Because he's been snooping around."

"What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail."

"A deer walked out of a gay bar and said... I just blew ten bucks in there!"

"Perhaps Bieber wouldn't need to vandalize walls with graffiti if the restaurants that he goes to would offer him a coloring menu with crayons."

"- You pay more attention to the TV than you do me! - Ma'am, do you want me to fix your cable or not?"

"If you're American walking into the bathroom and you're American walking out of the bathroon, what're you in the bathroom? European"

"I need some Asian jokes As an Asian American I have never had the satisfaction of ever hearing an Asian joke that was anything but mediocre. I JUST WANNA BE OFFENDED GOD DAMN IT!"

"You ever notice most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put ""anal"" in front? Probe, Explorer, Excursion..."

"Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode? Because it's bipolar."

"What's purple and chained to my front porch? That's my nigger and I'll paint him whatever color I want!"