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"Twitter : bc in real life Smart, funny, beautiful women are not following us anywhere."
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"Did you hear about the albino fortune-teller who died in the house fire? She was a rare medium, well-done."
"Hate being a funeral director ""why'd u take the job?"" I inherited it from my dad ""You could've just declined it"" And lose my first customer?"
"how many chefs does it take to change a,light bulb ? one to do it, and five others to tell him how they did it differently in their last kitchen."
"Ever see a jack ass wrapped in plastic? If not... Look at your drivers license."
"At grandma's. Which means this morning I woke up at 8:45am and was still greeted with, ""Look who's finally up. We thought you were dead!"""
"What do you call a black lady having an abortion? A hero"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !"
"When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think ""you dirty bastard""."
"How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust? Nein nein nein!!!"