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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !"

"A deckhand comes up to the pirate captain. ""The cannons be ready, Captain,"" he reports. *""Are,""* the captain scornfully replies."

"I heard Donald Trump has read a lot of different books.. ..Apparently for the most part he never made it past Chapter 11."

"I got ripped off by a hooker once. Damn fish swallowed it whole and snapped the line, $24.99 lure down the drain."

"Two pedophiles are sitting on a park bench... ...when an 11 year old walks by. One turns to the other and says, ""I bet he was pretty hot back in the day."""

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **YOU DONT KNOW YOU WEREN'T THERE!**"

"Ha, ha ha... wow. What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name? A dinosaur! Ha ha get it? Tea-rex? Hahaha..."

"Tell someone, ""You wore that shirt the day after yesterday"" and see how long it takes them to get it."

"Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus? because he was mortall."

"Nurse: Doctor this man needs an IV! Roman Empire doctor: OF WHAT? HE NEEDS 4 OF WHAT?!"