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Joke of the Day

"Why does an octopus have 8 tentacles instead of 6? (OC) Because even god thinks ""Sextapus"" sounds ridiculous. (Note: For purposes of this joke, god both exists, and prefers latin.)"

"Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s He ran on splitting up gangs."

"A thousand millibar go into a bar... ..."

"ME: My dog's so happy I'm working from home. DOG (to camera): Honestly, a heads up would have been nice. I had shit planned today."

"If I were Mario I'd hang out with Toad all the time He seems like a real fun guy."

"Reddit must have seen your mom the other day... ...cause went down for while and has been *up* ever since."

"Moses talking to a burning bush was child's play ...compared to the miracle of getting a hundred thousand Jews to voluntarily go in to the Red ~~sea~~."

"What happens after it rains in gotham city? a waynebow."

"Two people commited a crime while having intercourse Its said to have been an inside job"

"Who was the first carpenter ever? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."