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Joke of the Day

"If I were Mario I'd hang out with Toad all the time He seems like a real fun guy."

"Science creates airplanes and skyscrapers, Faith brings them together"

"I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley. I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome."

"Can clocks keep secrets? Time will tell."

"Wonder how many novels Stephen King wrote this morning."

"In mother Russia... How much woodchuck would a wood chuck if a wood could chuck woodchuck?"

"*date leans in* Tell me something I don't know about you. *I lean in* I have a french fry in my pocket."

"I want to start my own distillery, but i'm a bit hesitant.... it's a whisky business."

"[Date] Karen: ""You okay?"" Ian: ""I'm undressing you in my mind"" K: ""Okay... you look confused!"" I: ""I've never seen a bra strap like this"""

"What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing."