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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stupid beer? Daft!"
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"Men shouldn't feel bad if they only last 7 minutes doing doggy style... I mean, that's almost an hour in dog time."
"okay, i admit it. you're wrong."
"Wife: You only half-listen to me. You're in a boatload of trouble. Me: Yes, let's buy a boat."
"Everything you do you're gonna regret. But if you do nothing you will not only regret but will also suffer."
"Did you know that if you stab a salad 23 times, It becomes a Caesar Salad"
"Patrick: ""Did you see my underwear?"" Mindy: ""No."" Patrick: ""Do you wanna?"""
"It's a shame what happened to the Dolphins's parents...... I can't imagine being an Orfin"
"A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.. ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""
"One night stands in hotel rooms just don't do it for me anymore. That's why I always ask for a bed with two night stands."