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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stupid beer? Daft!"
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"Baby, tonight let's put the kids to bed, pour some wine, turn the lights down low & argue over whose turn it is to move the Elf on the Shelf"
"Why was the couch afraid of the chair? The chair was armed."
"What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight? A mathador."
"AMA request: Floyd Mayweather I wonder if he'll see this"
"Why couldn't the lake birds get along? Because they were SWAN enemies."
"Hi, I'm hosting a party with dinner & drinks on Friday 14th Feb for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't cum let me know."
"A man walked into a hospital with 8 plastic horses in his rectum. They described his condition as ""stable"""
"What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem? It's a puffin!"
"Why doesn't jesus play hockey? He's scared of getting nailed into the boards"