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Joke of the Day
"What did the fat simpleton say to the psychic cripple? ""Hodor."" Edit: And this is dirty how?"
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"Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it's true what they say about not knowing what you've got until you've sold it to a gypsy."
"I don't see how someone could mourn the loss of a Chinese dictator. It just seems unbereaveable to me."
"This year for Kwanzaa, I'm getting my roommate the traditional Kwanzaa toy. A Dr. Dreidel"
"Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic."
"My uncle Robert was a shit ventriloquist He used to stick his hand up my arse and tell me to say nothing"
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat? Skip"
"Being asked to be best man is like being asked to make love to the queen. On the one hand it is a great honour, but you dread the moment when you have to rise to perform."
"If Donald Trump was Chinese, what would his name be? ...Wong."
"I'd say giving birth to a dead baby is better than having a miscarriage At least your baby's still born?"